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Ryan's Flick of the Month

The Strange Vengeance of Rosalie (1972)
A salesman is held captive by a simple and uneducated teenage girl in a desert shack.

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Reviews

Alien 2: On Earth (1980)
Assault! Jack the Ripper (1976)
Audition (1999)
Backwoods (1987)
Basket Case 2 (1990)
Beyond the Darkness (1979)
Black Christmas (2006)
Boarding House (1982)
Boogeyman II (1983)
Box, The (2009)
Corruption of Chris Miller, The (1973)
Crazed (1982)
Curse of the Cat People, The (1944)
Daddy's Deadly Darling (1972)
Deadly Blessing (1981)
Delirium (1979)
Demons, The (1973)
Designated Victim, The (1971)
Diabolical Dr. Z, The (1966)
Dolls (1987)
Entrance (2012)
Extremities (1986)
Fatal Games (1984)
Fort Apache, the Bronx (1981)
Funhouse, The (1981)
Giallo (2009)
Halloween II (2009)
Haunting of Julia, The (1977)
Hell Night (1981)
Herschell Gordon Lewis: The Godfather of Gore (2010)
Hide and Go Shriek (1988)
House on the Edge of the Park (1980)
Innocent Prey (1984)
Intruder (1989)
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Klute (1971)
Knife of Ice (1972)
Leopard Man, The (1943)
Let the Right One In (2008)
Lorna, the Exorcist (1974)
Love Me Deadly (1973)
Murderlust (1985)
New York Ripper, The (1982)
Night of the Demon (1980)
Night School (1981)
Night Train to Terror (1985)
Nightmare at Shadow Woods (1984)
One Dark Night (1982)
Orphan, The (1979)
Pennies from Heaven (1981)
Pieces (1982)
Raw Meat (1972)
Redeemer, The (1978)
Rituals (1977)
Rivals (1972)
Schizo (1976)
Scream 4 (2011)
Scream for Help (1984)
Silent Madness (1984)
Silent Night (2012)
Silent Rage (1982)
Sinister (2012)
Snorkel, The (1958)
Spasms (1983)
Spirits of the Dead (1968)
Tenant, The (1976)
Tender and Perverse Emanuelle (1973)
Trick or Treats (1982)
Twisted Nightmare (1982)
V/H/S (2012)

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Ryan's Top 20 Favorite Movies of All-Time (As of Now)

1. Carrie (1976)
2. Gloria (1980)
3. Jackie Brown (1997)
4. Sisters (1973)
5. Blow Out (1981)
6. Psycho (1960)
7. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
8. The Last House on the Left (1972)
9. Don't Look Now (1973)
10. Tenebre (1982)
11. The Stepford Wives (1975)
12. The Fury (1978)
13. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974)
14. Dressed to Kill (1980)
15. Body Double (1984)
16. Videodrome (1983)
17. A Woman Under the Influence (1974)
18. Serial Mom (1994)
19. Polyester (1981)
20. The Brood (1979)

Ryan's Top 10 Favorite Directors

1. Brian De Palma
2. David Cronenberg
3. Dario Argento
4. Quentin Tarantino
5. John Waters
6. Alfred Hitchcock
7. Jess Franco
8. Woody Allen
9. Lucio Fulci
10. Rainer Werner Fassbinder

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